Monday, 12 September 2011

Totty On: She's back, skinnier and feistier than before...

Why hello and a big welcome to you all...yes I'm back skinnier, sexier and feistier than EVER before.
I spent most of this summer on a yacht floating around The Cote D'Zur and Porto Cervo (such is the life); but like all good things  - it had to come to an end.
Now back in rainy Blighty, I'm fully pumped up and ready for #LondonFashionWeek...

Stay tuned

Totty x

Friday, 6 August 2010

Karl Lagerfield Coca-Cola

Is there anything this man hasn't touched..?!?

I *heart* Karl Largerfield

Totty x

Monday, 2 August 2010

Totty On: My abscence...

Dear all,

Please accept my deepest apologises for my lack on communication.  I have been MIA for the last few months, but I promise I am back 100% and I have heaps to fill you in on.....

So watch this space....

Totty x

Thursday, 21 January 2010

Totty On: Noooo I'm not dead!

Nope I've simply been trying to shift the extra pounds I gained over the Christmas period.....

But I'm back with so much to tell you......

Sunday, 8 November 2009

Totty On: Suicidal!

Yes I am aLIVE!!! Much to my distress!

After several botched attempts over several months, I failed to bag a ticket to MTVs EMAs. Can you belive I have 3 friends who work for MTV London and not one could or would wave their 'magical wand' and make it happen??!?

Entry to Paparazzi Press Pen on the red carpet? NO LUCK!
I tried to buy a ticket....NO LUCK
I broke the golden rule and mass emailed everyone in my address book begging for a tix and offering to be there biatch for the day ....still NO LUCK!
Isn't it supposed to be, once, twice, three times lucky?? Errrrrr....

This last week has been hard....yes I admit, I have been suicidal; darn I'm still coming to terms with missing the show and The BIG boxing fight (yes my-so-called MTV friends got VIP tix to that too)!!!

But the show must go on....

So I've spent the entire weekend teetotal, I've slapped some common sense back into myself and finally got a grip on reality again, plus I bought a new pair of Christian Louboutins...

...roll on this week; I'm ready for ya!

Totty x

NB: Loubies are Altadama 100 Calf Reubens -  Please ignore the tipex on the side of the walls, my 3year old cousin decided to try a spot of interior design.

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Totty On: Galliano Watch Launch & Chinawhite!

It's been a manic start to the week.  First I jetted to Paris for less than 24hrs to attend John Galliano's Watch Line. The Parisian creme de la creme were out in force. Strangley it was a very low-key affair. There wasn't many Paps around and everyone seemed to opt for a demure, relaxed evening-trouser combo.  Not the normal glitz, theatrics and creativity.  Navy blues, black and greys were the colours of choice. Canapes were simple and typical french (well what did I expect) and drinks were kept to a modest chanmpagne, red or white wine....recession?

Who's who? Only people I could make out were Carine Roitfeld, Virginie Ledoyen, The super hot Thomas Sisley, Jalli Lespert, The money man Syndey Toledano and Federique Bel....slightly dull for a Galliano party - explanation? Milano fashion week!!

Honestly I wasn't that impressed by the watch collection, I just don't believe designers other than The Karl Largefeld for Chanel should make them.  Leave watch making to The Rolex, Audemars Piguet etc. They are the real craftsmen.
Rant over - I shifted my focus to Carine Roitfeld! She's I mean really fierce, bordeline scary! Determined to get a job a French Vogue; I spent the best part of 15mins engaging in convo about...well myself of course! Wouldn't you? Who else is going to sell you?

Midway through, she placed her hand on my waist (rather agressively I might add) and said she had to dash and would be in contact.....errrr how did she intend of doing that? I hadn't even handed her my card yet...and to add insult to injury she only managed to "dash" to the other side of the boutique.

I quickly made my exit!

Tuesday night saw the VVIP launch of the newly re-located Chinawhite.  By VVIP I mean the money people - yes there were no celebrities or X factors contestants - just Hedgies, Arab royalty, Oligarchs', Eurotrash heirs and socialites - and a good night it was.  Dom P was flowing all night, Sushi Canapes and Eric Morillo rocked the decks. It felt like home again - China I've missed you! Welcome back!

I'm not even going to bore you with last nights antics....besides turning up to the Durex Condom's 80th party to find out Callum Best and Michelle Heaton are hosting - shock horror!

Hannah and I headed over to Merah Club (billed to be a big celefest), only to have to wait an hour outside despite having a table!

Roll on tonight......

Tuesday, 13 October 2009

Totty On: Alexander Wang

Is this too much to wear to the Alexander Wang soiree tonight?

I think it looks fierce, but Bols (girlfriend & super cool stylist) says it's a bit OTT; especially since the reception starts at 6.30pm....hmmmm!

Your advice please....

Totty x