If you see her, please tell her I'm still waiting for her to return and purchase me these GORGEOUS
Rodarte for Christian L
ouboutins....sniff sniff[this is the only image i could find of them - taken from Rodarte's catwalk show]
Tuesday, 25 August 2009
Totty On: MoneyPenny
...She's gone AWOL!!
If you see her, please tell her I'm still waiting for her to return and purchase me these GORGEOUS
Rodarte for Christian L
ouboutins....sniff sniff
[this is the only image i could find of them - taken from Rodarte's catwalk show]
If you see her, please tell her I'm still waiting for her to return and purchase me these GORGEOUS
Rodarte for Christian L
ouboutins....sniff sniff[this is the only image i could find of them - taken from Rodarte's catwalk show]
Monday, 24 August 2009
Totty On: J'adore Hermes Birkins.
Sunday, 23 August 2009
Totty On: LFW
Oooooh!! Less than four weeks to go to London Fashion week and I can't contain myself!!!
**News JUST IN**; Antonio Berardi, the hot British-Italian designer who launched in London, but then went off to Milan and Paris, has said he’s returning, and Stella McCartney has confirmed that she will show her Adidas sports range. They'll both be following the ever so lush Matthew Williamson and Jonathan Saunders, who are coming back from New York.
Also, in a series of big-brand moves certain to rub the Milanese up the wrong way; Burberry, Pringle of Scotland and Ballantyne will embrace their inner Britishness and show on the London runway....woop woop!
...and who said London town was falling down?!?
Totty x
Totty On: Mr Perfect...
...Is there any such thing as the perfect man?
Cliche I know, but I honestly believe I have met him.
He's 36, an Executive director at BP, lives in Holland Park and drives an Aston Martin. An to add more icing to the cake - he has never been married and DOESN'T have kids.
In the words of Beyonce; this could either be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare....
Three dates in and I'm completely besotted. He's extremely HOT, gorgeous kisser and has the bod of an athlete. Even the infamous Miss Giraud loves him. So why am I moaning?
Well after 2 bottles of Dom Perignon, late night supper at Nobu Berkley and some dancing at Raffles; I ended up back at his place. Oh dear! But contrary to what you may be thinking...NOTHING happened!
Sigh!! YES - NOTHING HAPPENED!!
He was the absolute gentleman all night, hugging, caressing and kissing me at various intervals - BUT that's as far as it went. Even when I purposely brushed my hand across his manhood (you can't be anymore obvious than that, can you?) - he simply hugged me tighter.
I'm a sexy, good looking chick, who was clearly intoxicated (I consumed two chocolate Bento boxes - soooo NOT me), so why didn't he make the move? It was the perfect opportunity!
What am I missing?
Advice please?
Totty x
Cliche I know, but I honestly believe I have met him.
He's 36, an Executive director at BP, lives in Holland Park and drives an Aston Martin. An to add more icing to the cake - he has never been married and DOESN'T have kids.
In the words of Beyonce; this could either be a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare....
Three dates in and I'm completely besotted. He's extremely HOT, gorgeous kisser and has the bod of an athlete. Even the infamous Miss Giraud loves him. So why am I moaning?
Well after 2 bottles of Dom Perignon, late night supper at Nobu Berkley and some dancing at Raffles; I ended up back at his place. Oh dear! But contrary to what you may be thinking...NOTHING happened!
Sigh!! YES - NOTHING HAPPENED!!
He was the absolute gentleman all night, hugging, caressing and kissing me at various intervals - BUT that's as far as it went. Even when I purposely brushed my hand across his manhood (you can't be anymore obvious than that, can you?) - he simply hugged me tighter.
I'm a sexy, good looking chick, who was clearly intoxicated (I consumed two chocolate Bento boxes - soooo NOT me), so why didn't he make the move? It was the perfect opportunity!
What am I missing?
Advice please?
Totty x
Tuesday, 18 August 2009
Totty On: So many dream; but only few become....a Socialite
Whilst brunching at Daphnes last week; soaking up the sun rays and blissfully daydreaming; I couldn't but help over hear the conversation of the two ladies sat next to me.
"Darling, I totally envy your lifestyle; how does one become a Socialite?" quipped one of the ladies.
"Oh sweetie, its not a profession - you either have it or you don't!" remarked the other.
I couldn't have said it better myself!!
So many dream, so many talk the talk; yet very few become fully fledged Socialites. It's not something that can be achieved by wearing Lanvin's entire A/W 09 collection or strutting around in limited edition Christian Louboutins'. Heck having an Ostrich or Crocodile Hermes Birkin doesn't make you worthy enough to join the society.
One most posses a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' - and that's a trait that cannot be bought, traded or cultivated. It is inherited!
Lest not you lose heart; just because the odds of you becoming a Socialite are extremely slim; does not mean the end of life as we know it! Yes there is light at the end of tunnel in the form of becoming Social Climber?
A Social Climber???
Yah, it's the newest craze sweeping London!
a Social Climber is a simply an individual who lives a Vogue life and is relatively wealthy; but does not have all the attributes to become a Socialite.
"And how would one become a Social Climber?" Well the following tips should get you off on the right path ( and who says I'm not generous!!).
1. Create the suitable background for yourself - Your roots are very important for other socialites and social climbers.
2. Get the right education - Prep School, renowned universities or even studying abroad elevate your social standing. Trying learning a language (French is a must).
2. Get an extremely well-paid job - Strive to be the best in your field or simply fuck your way to the top.
4. Learn how to promote yourself - Have personal business cards made up for yourself and be seen everywhere! Bored? Take stroll around Harvey Nicks, pace Sloane St several times. you'd be surprised at who's watching and making notes.
5. Do your homework - As a social climber, there are a few things you must know. The most basic thing to start with is knowing the names and faces of the most prominent socialites of the moment. Know your stuff!!
...and London's hottest social climbers?
Alina and Nadia Blinova
Stephanie Smart
Pop. Amalia Bianca
Neil George
Totty x
"Darling, I totally envy your lifestyle; how does one become a Socialite?" quipped one of the ladies.
"Oh sweetie, its not a profession - you either have it or you don't!" remarked the other.
I couldn't have said it better myself!!
So many dream, so many talk the talk; yet very few become fully fledged Socialites. It's not something that can be achieved by wearing Lanvin's entire A/W 09 collection or strutting around in limited edition Christian Louboutins'. Heck having an Ostrich or Crocodile Hermes Birkin doesn't make you worthy enough to join the society.
One most posses a certain 'Je ne sais quoi' - and that's a trait that cannot be bought, traded or cultivated. It is inherited!
Lest not you lose heart; just because the odds of you becoming a Socialite are extremely slim; does not mean the end of life as we know it! Yes there is light at the end of tunnel in the form of becoming Social Climber?
A Social Climber???
Yah, it's the newest craze sweeping London!
a Social Climber is a simply an individual who lives a Vogue life and is relatively wealthy; but does not have all the attributes to become a Socialite.
"And how would one become a Social Climber?" Well the following tips should get you off on the right path ( and who says I'm not generous!!).
1. Create the suitable background for yourself - Your roots are very important for other socialites and social climbers.
2. Get the right education - Prep School, renowned universities or even studying abroad elevate your social standing. Trying learning a language (French is a must).
2. Get an extremely well-paid job - Strive to be the best in your field or simply fuck your way to the top.
4. Learn how to promote yourself - Have personal business cards made up for yourself and be seen everywhere! Bored? Take stroll around Harvey Nicks, pace Sloane St several times. you'd be surprised at who's watching and making notes.
5. Do your homework - As a social climber, there are a few things you must know. The most basic thing to start with is knowing the names and faces of the most prominent socialites of the moment. Know your stuff!!
...and London's hottest social climbers?
Alina and Nadia Blinova
Stephanie Smart
Pop. Amalia Bianca
Neil George
Totty x
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